ipod Movie Add by Sean Hudson
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Now on with the comedy. The ipod comedy club is proud to present a return engagement by the king of the one liner’s Henny Youngman the ipod.
Let’s give him a big round of applause.
Henny Youngman the ipod: An ipod says “Doctor, it hurts when I do this.” “Then don’t do that!”
“Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?” The doctor says “Limp!”
An ipod goes to a psychiatrist “Nobody listen to me!” The doctor says “Next!”
A bum ipod came up to me saying “I haven’t eaten in two days!” I said, “You should force yourself!”
Another bum ipod told me “I haven’t tasted food all week.” I told him “Don’t worry, it still tastes the same!”
A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. “Who is it?” “Blind man!” The woman opens the door. “Where do you want these blinds, lady?”
An ipod is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell, and say, “Here’s your husband!” The ipod’s wife says, “Where’s his wheelchair?”
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
My wife is an earth sign. I’m a water sign. Together we make mud.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Take my wife… please!
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